Katie: I don't want a swastika tattoo!
Will: Too late, Nazi!!!!
"It's like I'm eating an alien!" -Dave
and later "Bleh! I'm vomiting my alien disgustingness all over your plate...the alien burrito"
This was after eating an entire frozen pizza, by himself, wrapped up like a burrito that was dripping cheese.
Dave: I'm going to hug him in the face, then!
Us: How do you do that?
Dave: With my MOUTH!!
Dave, on how he shows affection to people on their birthdays.
"Well, my dad is in Iraq and my mom doesn't care." -Josh, talking about his late curfew. Or why his parents don't love him. This could be used in so many situations.
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Monday, March 24, 2008
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
A couple of ones I missed...
I found a couple more quotes in post-it notes, so I guess I will put them here.
"I like editing media!" -Ponge, telling us about one of her many talents.
Julie: "Is it time to go to the backer?"
Katherine: "It's only 10:30"
Dave: "That's ok, Ryan will be there."
Ryan is always at the backer. In fact, when he isn't there, we are worried and text him to make sure he's alright.
Um, I think that's all for now. I have a phone interview in about 10 minutes and I'm nervous! Oh, how I wish I could go back to simpler times when I didn't have to think about how I am going to support myself in 2 months. Yikes.
Haha, also, when are writing/editing posts, at the bottom it gives you an opportunity to add labels to your post. In the example, the labels are "scooters, vacation, fall." My goal is to someday write a post that involves all of these things. I think that would be pretty impressive!
"I like editing media!" -Ponge, telling us about one of her many talents.
Julie: "Is it time to go to the backer?"
Katherine: "It's only 10:30"
Dave: "That's ok, Ryan will be there."
Ryan is always at the backer. In fact, when he isn't there, we are worried and text him to make sure he's alright.
Um, I think that's all for now. I have a phone interview in about 10 minutes and I'm nervous! Oh, how I wish I could go back to simpler times when I didn't have to think about how I am going to support myself in 2 months. Yikes.
Haha, also, when are writing/editing posts, at the bottom it gives you an opportunity to add labels to your post. In the example, the labels are "scooters, vacation, fall." My goal is to someday write a post that involves all of these things. I think that would be pretty impressive!
SPIDERMAN; quotes volume cinco
I knew there were some good Spiderman quotes I was missing! Thanks to Bethany for forwarding these...
“Dude, I don’t give a fuck. That guy’s a fuck.”
-Nick Schott, I don't know who he was talking about. Maybe it was you!!
“Cooking with women is a very sexual experience. I am recording this because it is one of my beliefs.”
-Spiderman, being recorded by Nick's fancy cell phone.
“Some girls I know won’t let people they don’t feel comfortable with kiss them on the neck, because it is so arousing.”
-Nick Schott, who knows what the ladies like, apparently.
“My fish has been tainted with beer. No, tainted is the wrong word… blessed is more like it. It is like the fish of the gods. If the gods ate fish, it would be blessed with beer.”
-Spiderman. No comment.
“I wish Brad Reed was here.”
-Julie, as she was cuddling on the couch with Nick and Spiderman
“I have to stay clean shaven for Club Fever.”
-Spiderman, at lunch, on why he doesn't grow creepy facial hair like Nick Schott.
Bethany: “You played I Don’t Feel Like Dancing for me once.”
Gary: “That’s probably because it was on my ipod.”
I wish I had a Gary with me at all times. He is a one man dance party.
"It's funny. It's not really a club, but it's a mass in a chapel. I'm sorry I messed up your coloring book." -Pat? I found this one scribbled on a post-it note in my room.
"I wish they had meat pretzels." -Bethany, who wants to combine her favorite drinking foods. If only they could put meat pretzels on frozen pizzas with cottage cheese...
“Dude, I don’t give a fuck. That guy’s a fuck.”
-Nick Schott, I don't know who he was talking about. Maybe it was you!!
“Cooking with women is a very sexual experience. I am recording this because it is one of my beliefs.”
-Spiderman, being recorded by Nick's fancy cell phone.
“Some girls I know won’t let people they don’t feel comfortable with kiss them on the neck, because it is so arousing.”
-Nick Schott, who knows what the ladies like, apparently.
“My fish has been tainted with beer. No, tainted is the wrong word… blessed is more like it. It is like the fish of the gods. If the gods ate fish, it would be blessed with beer.”
-Spiderman. No comment.
“I wish Brad Reed was here.”
-Julie, as she was cuddling on the couch with Nick and Spiderman
“I have to stay clean shaven for Club Fever.”
-Spiderman, at lunch, on why he doesn't grow creepy facial hair like Nick Schott.
Bethany: “You played I Don’t Feel Like Dancing for me once.”
Gary: “That’s probably because it was on my ipod.”
I wish I had a Gary with me at all times. He is a one man dance party.
"It's funny. It's not really a club, but it's a mass in a chapel. I'm sorry I messed up your coloring book." -Pat? I found this one scribbled on a post-it note in my room.
"I wish they had meat pretzels." -Bethany, who wants to combine her favorite drinking foods. If only they could put meat pretzels on frozen pizzas with cottage cheese...
EVEN MORE quotes volume 4
And because I want to finish documenting these golden nuggets of genius...
"If you want me to fold, too, Julie, I can. I used to do origami." -Katherine. Who knew the Ponge was an origami master in a past life? This was the night that Katherine helped me with my final project because I said I would go to Corby's with her if I finished in time. We did, went to Corby's, I got an A on my project, and Katherine takes full credit.
"Hey Bethany, you can have a multicultural orgasm!" -Julie, who thinks this quote must have had something to do with Dolu.
"Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your mom...who is my girlfriend!" -Nick Schott to Dave as they sang along to Avril Lavigne's girlfriend. I think another backer power hour is in order...
You know, we haven't had a sexual quote by Dolu so far this post...
"Can we consummate a fake marriage?" -Dolu asked me this at a party. We had talked about getting married so that he could get a green card, so our "marriage" has been a running joke. However, this comment sounded pretty serious...
"Just give me five minutes and my liver, my liver is amazing." -Nick Schott, after downing straight whiskey and insisting on his sobriety...and then falling down.
"You get me drunk and take me to a store, and I WILL buy a Playstation." -Katherine, whose obsession with Guitar Hero may have gone a bit too far. Did you know she plays on expert!?!?!
"Erroneous...I love the band!" -John Cogill, after someone questioned his band loyalty.
"So far tonight Nick has old, hot, hungry, tired balls." -Bethany, after Nick said "I'm as ____ as balls" about 20 times that night.
"You need to give me your drink ticket because you're drunk and you're gonna kill yourself 'cause your shoe's untied." -Susie to Nick, on the same night that he was drunk as balls and praising his amazing liver.
"If you want me to fold, too, Julie, I can. I used to do origami." -Katherine. Who knew the Ponge was an origami master in a past life? This was the night that Katherine helped me with my final project because I said I would go to Corby's with her if I finished in time. We did, went to Corby's, I got an A on my project, and Katherine takes full credit.
"Hey Bethany, you can have a multicultural orgasm!" -Julie, who thinks this quote must have had something to do with Dolu.
"Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your mom...who is my girlfriend!" -Nick Schott to Dave as they sang along to Avril Lavigne's girlfriend. I think another backer power hour is in order...
You know, we haven't had a sexual quote by Dolu so far this post...
"Can we consummate a fake marriage?" -Dolu asked me this at a party. We had talked about getting married so that he could get a green card, so our "marriage" has been a running joke. However, this comment sounded pretty serious...
"Just give me five minutes and my liver, my liver is amazing." -Nick Schott, after downing straight whiskey and insisting on his sobriety...and then falling down.
"You get me drunk and take me to a store, and I WILL buy a Playstation." -Katherine, whose obsession with Guitar Hero may have gone a bit too far. Did you know she plays on expert!?!?!
"Erroneous...I love the band!" -John Cogill, after someone questioned his band loyalty.
"So far tonight Nick has old, hot, hungry, tired balls." -Bethany, after Nick said "I'm as ____ as balls" about 20 times that night.
"You need to give me your drink ticket because you're drunk and you're gonna kill yourself 'cause your shoe's untied." -Susie to Nick, on the same night that he was drunk as balls and praising his amazing liver.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Girls Next Door
So Julie just said this:
"I kind of feel like Hugh Hefner, because I just stay in my pajamas all day."
I hope that's the only reason she feels like Hef?
So that's the story of our day. Yesterday and today pretty much actually. We did watch some Arrested Development, and it was the one where Buster loses his hand, which is a good one.
Last night, Julie and I played the same song at the EXACT same time on our computers! It was cool. We tried a few times, and finally got it right with "Low" by Flo Rida featuring T Pain. Hahaha.
We also watched The Darjeeling Limited last night. I personally, enjoyed it a lot. One of my favorite quotes from it was:
"I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!"
Then I watched Trust The Man, for the sole reason that it had David Duchovny in it. So that was enjoyable since he was a main character. Have I mentioned how excited I am for the new X-Files movie? Well. I am.
That is all.
"I kind of feel like Hugh Hefner, because I just stay in my pajamas all day."
I hope that's the only reason she feels like Hef?
So that's the story of our day. Yesterday and today pretty much actually. We did watch some Arrested Development, and it was the one where Buster loses his hand, which is a good one.
Last night, Julie and I played the same song at the EXACT same time on our computers! It was cool. We tried a few times, and finally got it right with "Low" by Flo Rida featuring T Pain. Hahaha.
We also watched The Darjeeling Limited last night. I personally, enjoyed it a lot. One of my favorite quotes from it was:
"I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!"
Then I watched Trust The Man, for the sole reason that it had David Duchovny in it. So that was enjoyable since he was a main character. Have I mentioned how excited I am for the new X-Files movie? Well. I am.
That is all.
More Quotes (vol. 3)
Because it's spring break, and what else do I have to do....MORE QUOTES
"America is just a huge breeding ground for me." -Dolu. He has the uncanny ability to make most of the things he says sound mildly (or not-so-mildly) sexual. I think he was talking about how America is his oyster, but I suppose breeding ground works, too.
"Get a room...you four!" -Bethany, after a particularly touch-y feel-y football game. Yeah, that's what happens when your team sucks...you start to get overly physical in the stands.
"It's like a third and a half!" -Julie, and I have honestly no idea what this was in reference to.
"Bethany, you need to nurse my in-grown toenail." -Nick Schott, gross.
Before and After: Will McLeod Bethel-Thompson -I think this perfectly describes our ND-UCLA game watch experience.
"It's like you're dating McNerdy and McPrudey" -Julie, to Bethany
"Gross things don't fit in your mouth?" -Katherine. This one is best left untouched.
"Every thong's moving so freckle fast!" -Text message sent by Diana. That's what T9 will do to ya.
"He's a really great partner, we should have a threesome!" -Diana, and no, she was not talking about a sexual threeway. I wish we had her 10 minute monologue involving purple Tellytubbies, people falling out of chairs, and reform school.
Let's end with another quote from our favorite Nigerian prince...
"You know, marriage is a lifetime of bondage."
Oh Dolu, how true, in so many ways...
"America is just a huge breeding ground for me." -Dolu. He has the uncanny ability to make most of the things he says sound mildly (or not-so-mildly) sexual. I think he was talking about how America is his oyster, but I suppose breeding ground works, too.
"Get a room...you four!" -Bethany, after a particularly touch-y feel-y football game. Yeah, that's what happens when your team sucks...you start to get overly physical in the stands.
"It's like a third and a half!" -Julie, and I have honestly no idea what this was in reference to.
"Bethany, you need to nurse my in-grown toenail." -Nick Schott, gross.
Before and After: Will McLeod Bethel-Thompson -I think this perfectly describes our ND-UCLA game watch experience.
"It's like you're dating McNerdy and McPrudey" -Julie, to Bethany
"Gross things don't fit in your mouth?" -Katherine. This one is best left untouched.
"Every thong's moving so freckle fast!" -Text message sent by Diana. That's what T9 will do to ya.
"He's a really great partner, we should have a threesome!" -Diana, and no, she was not talking about a sexual threeway. I wish we had her 10 minute monologue involving purple Tellytubbies, people falling out of chairs, and reform school.
Let's end with another quote from our favorite Nigerian prince...
"You know, marriage is a lifetime of bondage."
Oh Dolu, how true, in so many ways...
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Quotes 2.0
MORE QUOTES!!!
Here are some oldies but goodies...
"I did better than I ever thought I could!!" -Katherine, after playing a decent game of beer pong (for once).
"He did things with his body I could never even dream of!" -Julie, talking about a certain Colombian friend who dances like a male version of Shakira.
"It's like an emo mullet--it's emo on the side and business on the other side." -Bethany, on the dangers of "hip" haircuts
"You know the best way to repay Dolu is to repay St. Peter the Great." -Dolu's alter-ego is even more forward than he is. And just as bad at showing sarcasm.
and the classic...
"Facebook the shit out of me" -Kyle Alan Wickens, the Holy Cross freshman who crashed our party and puked on our floor, after showing off his "amazing" shotgunning skills. Needless to say, no one was very impressed. But we have kept his name up on our fridge, for old times sake.
Here are some oldies but goodies...
"I did better than I ever thought I could!!" -Katherine, after playing a decent game of beer pong (for once).
"He did things with his body I could never even dream of!" -Julie, talking about a certain Colombian friend who dances like a male version of Shakira.
"It's like an emo mullet--it's emo on the side and business on the other side." -Bethany, on the dangers of "hip" haircuts
"You know the best way to repay Dolu is to repay St. Peter the Great." -Dolu's alter-ego is even more forward than he is. And just as bad at showing sarcasm.
and the classic...
"Facebook the shit out of me" -Kyle Alan Wickens, the Holy Cross freshman who crashed our party and puked on our floor, after showing off his "amazing" shotgunning skills. Needless to say, no one was very impressed. But we have kept his name up on our fridge, for old times sake.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Quotes of the Year Part I
We started a quote list at the beginning of the semester. Sadly, we haven't been keeping up with it as much this semester, but that will have to change. We got a couple good ones from the recent robot party:
"Is this techno remix of that Kanye song, stronger?" -Dolu, in reference to Daft Punk's 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger'
Dolu is always good for some quotes. Call it that Nigerian charm.
--Matt, are you glad you came?
--Yeah, I got to f*** a robot! -Ethan Hart, because I believe he was pretty drunk at the time
And now for some blasts from the past...
"I type the fastest of anyone ever born!" -Susie, sometime early last semester
"Bethany, you need to dance when you are finished playing beer pong because I am the only one dancing!" -Ponge, she became quite the little dancer this year
and lest we forget her catchphrase, "Sometimes I kick!"
Am I a huge nerd for being annoyed that the quotation marks look more like inch marks? Ugh.
"Is this techno remix of that Kanye song, stronger?" -Dolu, in reference to Daft Punk's 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger'
Dolu is always good for some quotes. Call it that Nigerian charm.
--Matt, are you glad you came?
--Yeah, I got to f*** a robot! -Ethan Hart, because I believe he was pretty drunk at the time
And now for some blasts from the past...
"I type the fastest of anyone ever born!" -Susie, sometime early last semester
"Bethany, you need to dance when you are finished playing beer pong because I am the only one dancing!" -Ponge, she became quite the little dancer this year
and lest we forget her catchphrase, "Sometimes I kick!"
Am I a huge nerd for being annoyed that the quotation marks look more like inch marks? Ugh.
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