Katie: I don't want a swastika tattoo!
Will: Too late, Nazi!!!!
"It's like I'm eating an alien!" -Dave
and later "Bleh! I'm vomiting my alien disgustingness all over your plate...the alien burrito"
This was after eating an entire frozen pizza, by himself, wrapped up like a burrito that was dripping cheese.
Dave: I'm going to hug him in the face, then!
Us: How do you do that?
Dave: With my MOUTH!!
Dave, on how he shows affection to people on their birthdays.
"Well, my dad is in Iraq and my mom doesn't care." -Josh, talking about his late curfew. Or why his parents don't love him. This could be used in so many situations.
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